Look man, that's just sh*t couples go through. It's like she's pissed at me all the time, and I don't know why. The thing is, lately, whenever I try, everything I say makes her impatient like she didn't want to hear it after all. You'd think I was the most closed mouth son of a b*tch you'd ever hear her telling.ĭo you express your thoughts? Do you share your feelings and that kind of stuff? That-that's what she always says: "Speak". Hey look, man, I may have, uh, failed to amuse with my sermon, but I did try. Yeah, I go with the uh, go with the polite version there too, so. I want to say "B*tch, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?" You know, I don't actually say that, though. Still, man, that-that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe and that's when the "Exorcist" voice pops out: "You sound just like my damn father! Always, always yellin' about the power bill and tellin' me to turn off the damn lights!" You see, this is, this is where Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say, "Um, darlin', maybe if you and every other pair of b*obs on this planet could just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming?" Then this same chick, mind ya, she'll b*tch about, uh, global warming. Oh Reverend Shane is preachin' to ya now, boy. It's like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently, because, because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. I mean, they're, they're struck blind the second they leave a room. They're born thinkin' the switch only goes one way: on. Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. What's the difference between men and women? The boy wants to go home, so you have no claim on him. My officers put their lives on the line for him. Beth took his place and I'm losing her so I need him back. Somebody who's not gonna let it happen anymore. You're laughing with your buddies about that poor girl getting raped. But I think - I think I'm getting the idea. Send me a postcard! Go on, there's the door. Why don't- why don't you go out and find yourself. I say there's a place for us, but maybe- maybe it's just another pipe dream. Maybe you people are better off without me. He gave me no choice! He was my friend, but he came after me. He staged the whole Randall thing, let me out to put a bullet in my back. How he pushed me, how he compromised us, how he threatened us. Alive! I've been doing that all along, no matter what I didn't ask for this! I killed my best friend for you people, for Christ sake! You saw how he was like. I am doing something! I'm keeping this group together. I'm not sitting here, waiting for another herd to blow through. You don't love her, you think you do, but you don't. When I figured it out, and I figured it out pretty quickly, I wanted to break your jaw, and let you choke on your teeth. Now, Lori says you're dangerous, but you're not gonna be dangerous. To save Carl's life, I would've done anything. Rick, you can't just be the good guy and expect to live, okay? Not anymore. You don't think I can keep Lori or Carl safe? Reality is, he had no business being here, there, whatever. I heard what really happened at the school.
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